1. After watching Megan Fox for three hours, I am never eating again. (And yes, this is an ACTUAL shot from the movie.)
2. I’d like to be the supplier of self-tanner and tanning beds for the cast of that movie – I’d be a billionaire.
3. Two words. April LeBeouf. Has a nice ring to it.
4. Good acting is now defined by how well you react to nothing (i.e. a green screen.) And how well you cover your mark. (i.e. the giant “X” that marks where you should be standing.)
5. Sound guy: “I have an idea! Let’s use the SAME “metal swoosh” and “heavy bass” sounds throughout the entire movie! No one will notice.”
Michael Bay: “Good idea. Let’s go with it.”
6. I was about to mention something about how it’s SO unrealistic that the transformers have “breath” – but then I realized it’s a movie about alien robots.
7. I usually don’t carry a sweat towel around with me while running for my life, but Shia and Megan SOO thought of that! How else do they go from dripping shiny wet in one scene, to nice and matte in the next?? Good thinking!
It was the PERFECT summer movie. Lots of action, lots of good-looking people, lots of semi-witty borderline inappropriate and uncomfortable humor, etc.. But I have no idea what the plot was about. Something about robots…I wasn’t really paying attention. Was there even a script? If there was, it must have said things like {truck transforms into robot} and {30 consecutive minutes of Shia and Megan running in various directions from various things we will CG in later.}
